The following was originally sent to the KnitList by Cheryl M. and appears here with her permission.
—– Original Message —–
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2000
Subject: KNIT: Names for yarn (silly)
After a long night up with a sick 8 yo DD, I was idly flipping through one of my yarn catalogs. In my sleep-deprived state I was struck by the elegant word play and not-so-subliminal message in Berrocco’s Sensu-wool (sensual).This led me to think of other potential yarn names with hidden messages. For example:
* Actu-wool: 100% sheep fiber
* Factu-wool: A favorite of scientists and other logic-based folks.
* Conceptu-wool: Suitable for trying out design ideas, which may or may not result in FOs.
* Perceptu-wool: Either the greatest yarn ever or horrid, nasty stuff depending on your point of view.
* Intellectu-wool: yarn for the Thinking Knitter.
* Perpetu-wool: guaranteed not to run out in mid-project. Also recommended for those never-ending UFOs.
That’s all I could come up with right now. Anyone else got any? I’ll be happy to share any royalty monies resulting from a yarn company assuming any of these names. 🙂
The following additional yarn names were sent in to the KnitList by Sarah P., Katherine M. and Ellen S., who have given their permission for their additions to appear here:
* Pre-nuptu-wool: what you knit sweaters for him with *before* you marry (generally not the best yarn, just in case you don’t get married).
* Spiritu-wool: what God knits with.
* Consensu-wool: the agreed-upon yarn when making something for someone else.
Katherine M.: (These come courtesy of my DH, since I am “punnilly challenged”….)
* Visu-wool – for knitting see through garments;
* Residu-wool – spun from leftovers;
* Individu-wool – for one-of-a-kind garments;
* and of course: Uze-u-wool : the same old yarn.
* Eventu-wool– the yarn that you back ordered months ago, and that will get here some day…
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